Hapless Harold Welcomes you and hopefully none of this ever happens to yo.
Time
It's not that the thief on the cross didn't have enough time to be Baptized, it is because you think he was to evil to have been baptized. Wouldn't it be funny if what he stole was the colt that the two deciples forgot to return to its owner. Because, they all left town together when they left the temple and it says nothing about the return of the borrowed colt.